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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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