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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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