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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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