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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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