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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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