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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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