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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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