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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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