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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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