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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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