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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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