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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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