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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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