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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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