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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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