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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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