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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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