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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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