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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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