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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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