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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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