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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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