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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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