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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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