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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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