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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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