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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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