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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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