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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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