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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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