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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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