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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺
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