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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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