Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.