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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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