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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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