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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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