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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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