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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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