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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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