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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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