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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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