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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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