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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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