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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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