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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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