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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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