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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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