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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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