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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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