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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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