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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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