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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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