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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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