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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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